If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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#ThingsThatAnnoyMe: People who change depending on who they`re around
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Our love is like the wind... I can`t see it, but I sure can feel it.
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Am I the only one that likes to move around while talking on the phone? I can`t just stay in one spot.
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“so, do you have a special someone in your life?” yes, me. i’m awesome. i think i`m the one
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If you sleep on your right side you will fall asleep faster than sleeping on your left side.
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Dresses are perfect because they take no effort to put on and when you wear one people say you look so nice but honestly you were just lazy
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I don’t want good morning texts. i want good morning transfers to my bank account
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Mount Olympus on Mars is the highest mountain in the solar system. It is 14 miles high and 388 miles wide
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