Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks they have enough.
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Sometimes, my lips say “I don`t care”, but my eyes say “I do care”
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I fall too fast, crash too hard, forgive too easily & care too much.
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You`re so hot that you made me forget my pickup line.
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No boyfriend, no problems.
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Sometimes its better to speak out what you feel, shout out what makes you frustrated, share what makes you cry & hug when you need one.
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A boy`s eye is faster than Google when searching for a girl in a crowd.
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A girl`s heart is slower than a turtle when trying to forget a guy whom she loves.
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`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
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Dear Phone, Maybe if you didn`t light up so many damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn`t have died so quickly!
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