You should go to F a c e b o o k, and talk to a wall.
-unknown
Facebook status
Chucky Cheese is just a casino for the underaged.
-Abel
It`s weird how jeans are blue, yet they match everything.
-Susan
"Did u just fall?" "No, i attacked the floor" " Backwards???" "I`m freaking talented"
-Brittany
LIKE IF:After you have accepted someone`s friend request, the first thing you do is look at their pictures.
-Bruno
You want breakfast in bed? You`re gonna have to sleep in the kitchen then...
-unknown
that awkward moment when your trying to tell someone how a song goes but you really don`t want to sing it.
-unknown
Headphones definitely just tie themselves in knots while we’re not looking…
-unknown
Dear people who leave candy out on Halloween, news flash, we don`t take just one, but thanks for trusting us anyway.
-unknown
I wonder what it feels like to be that perfect girl everybody likes.
-unknown