Facebook status

It`s usually the small things that can make me smile, like a simple glance from you.
-Mohsin
Love to be alone, hate to be lonely.
-unknown
"You ready for the test?" Wait, WHAT test?
-unknown
If Twitter, Facebook, and Myspace all broke at the same time. we might have to actually get lives.
-unknown
LIKE IF: Telling your mom something funny & ending up getting yelled at.
-unknown
mom can i..." "no." "mom please?" "no." "but, mom..." "no." ......"hey, dad!
-unknown
Everyone wants to be remember for something; I just want to be remembered by you.
-unknown
Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food out of the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call.
-unknown
The awkward moment when you’re late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you`ve just killed someone.
-unknown
Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. that`s why most of the women put make up and most of the men lie.
-unknown