The problem with falling in love with your best friend is that you can`t talk to your best friend about it.
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Facebook status
A girl`s status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
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When you stop paying attention to someone, that`s when they start noticing you.
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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual...
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"I can`t eat anymore, I`m full!" "Do you want any desert?" "YESSSSSS!!"
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The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs...
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I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks FABULOOOOUS!
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"Dad.. I got my girlfriend pregnant.." "WHAT?!?!?!!" "Nah I`m kidding, I just failed my bio exam" "OH THANK GOD!!"
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My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
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Some people accidentally walk on my feet and apologize, while others walk all over my heart and don`t even realize.
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