Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here.
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Don`t keep a girl waiting and if you do, you better have a damn good excuse.
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ACCEPTANCE is the best way of loving someone..
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There are two things a man can never hide: The fact that he`s drunk, and the fact he`s in love.
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Well, I`m bored again. Time to open the fridge...
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Marshmallows can`t fly, I can`t fly. Therefore I am a marshmallow...
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That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
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Don`t get mad when a girl cares too much. Worry when she starts to not give an attention.
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MATH = [M]ental [A]buse [T]o [H]umans.
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Ctrl C + Ctrl V = HOMEWORK DONE!
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