That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
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Facebook status
That awkward moment when you go to grab somebody sexy and tell them ‘hey’, but your hand hits the mirror.
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"Not Everything On The Internet Is True." So you`re saying there`s not sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?! :`(
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I love 3 things: the sun, the moon and you. The sun for the day, The moon for the night and You for-ever.
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every girl is beautiful and every girl should hear it<3
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dear icebergs, sorry about global warming. karma`s a bitch. sincerely, the titanic.
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anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. :)
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Women so sensitive, they overthink every little thing & they care way more than they should, but that`s what makes their love so strong.
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That awkward moment where all your friends know a song and their singing it and you don`t know it.
-Emilie