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Inbox Me A Number and I`ll Tell You Date Or Pass .
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Mom, dad, don`t worry. EVERYONE failed that test.
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That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.
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My voice sounds great when I`m singing with my earphones in. Then I take them out and realize I sound like a dying walrus... -_-
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I like turtles. They`re just like, "Hey man I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce but I`m not in a rush. Because i`m a turtle!" :D
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A simple "good morning, beautiful" text could make any girl smile for the whole day.
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"Im kind of excited for school.." *2 days into school* "Nevermind, i want summer back."
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Dear Blackberry, stop improving the phones and updating them. Work on making the batteries better!
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I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned. :)
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You have to love yourself before others can love you
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