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It`s funny how sometimes the people I remember the least, make the greatest impression on me.
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Sometimes it`s amazing just how much you know what I exactly want.
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Don`t change yourself for someone else.
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*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Fucking Earthquake!
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The awesome moment when your teacher tells you to turn your cell phones off, & then their phone starts ringing..
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I wish my dad was a cop, that way when ugly guys try to hit on me I can be all like, ”MY DADS A COP!" :D
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that sexy face before you sneeze. ;)
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The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
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"Sexy and I know it..." more like Ugly and you show it!
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You know that you`ll always have my heart and i`m not letting you go.
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