Facebook status

If you`ve a problem, FACE it, don`t FACEBOOK it.
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Love isn`t a big thing. It`s a million little things.
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When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People...
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LIKE IF:Deleting a whole sentence because you can`t spell one word right...
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If a girl is silent, it`s dangerous. They`re either: about to blow up, need a hug, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.
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Life is like a football match. It has a start, an end, and crazy people yelling at your mistakes..
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I`m in a relationship with dreams which won`t ever come true.
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Falling in love is the moment when the reality is finally better than dreams.
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That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself...
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Teacher: "Why are you late? Student: "I`m late?" Teacher: "You just missed an entire period" Student: "Are you telling me I`m pregnant?"
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