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I`m nothing with you and everything without you.
-Rachel
when a girl says shes cold she wants a hug but when a girl says shes freezing she really means `GIVE ME YOUR JACKET NOWW!!!`
-Lily
Steps To Survive A Horror Movie: Never say ” I`ll be back,” because odds are, you ass aint coming back...
-unknown
I have A hot boyfriend, A huge house, A gorgous body, Loads of cash, Tons of friends... The perfect life... Thank you Sims ;)
-unknown
That depressing moment when you realize the worksheet is double sided... -.-
-unknown
The awkward moment when someone`s zipper is down & you don`t know whether to tell, because you can`t explain why you were looking that low
-unknown
I hate it when I actually do the homework & the teacher doesn`t collect it.
-unknown
GUYS: If she`s amazing, she won`t be easy. If she`s easy, she won`t be amazing.
-unknown
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
-unknown
"Will be ready in 5 minutes" of A Woman & "Will call you back in 5 minutes" of A Man Are Essentially The Same Thing!!!
-unknown