Dude! He just called you a thief! Oh HELL NO, hold his wallet!
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Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like, and how you act. Enjoy your stay.
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Friend: "Does this outfit make me look fat?" Me: "NO, your fat makes you look fat!!!"
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Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
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My drug = Facebook. My dealer = Internet.
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I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
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I give my 100% in school. 10% on Monday + 20% on Tuesday + 30% on Wednesday + 30% on Thursday + 10% on Friday...
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Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
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Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches..
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Everytime I read ROFL I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "Waffle".
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