STOP MOVING, I am trying to read your shirt!
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I tilt my game controller sideways because I think it might help.
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Always stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.
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LIKE IF happened to you: When it`s quiet in class, and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound. -_-
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The moment after rocking to guitar hero on expert for 3 hours straight, then picking up your real guitar and realizing you suck.
-Justin
LIKE IF: Whenever I try cleaning my room, I either end up making a bigger mess or playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
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*Finds out crush isn`t at school today* "Damn, wasted outfit."
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3 reasons to stand up: 1) to get the remote 2) to go to the bathroom 3) because you`re the real slim shady...
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School`s out, memories past. Don`t ever doubt, our friendship will last.
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Lies That Always Worked - If you finish your food, I will buy you Ice cream. (Parent to kid)
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