"I`m sorry" is a statement. "I wont do it again" is a promise. "How do I make it up to you?" is a responsibility.
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Facebook status
Can you like, not bring that up? Thanks.
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"My memory is so bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"
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That awkward moment when you`re talking to someone with an accent & you accidentally reply with their accent.
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That awesome moment when you thought you`re late to your class, but then you walk in the classroom & the teacher is still not there.
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Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
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I wonder how many strangers have taken a picture with me in the background..
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Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
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First thing a girl says when it rains: "OMG MY HAIR!"
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*Ignores phone call* -After texts person- "You called?"
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