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3 Things I know about you: 1) You cannot say "P" without your lips touching 2) You just tried 3) You`re now smiling and sharing this.

Officer to drunk boy : "How high are you?" Drunk Boy: No officer, its "Hi! How are you?"

Special numerical coolness for this numerically special day: 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321.

Love is a maze, life is a riddle, and I`m just a little bit caught in the middle.

A man typed in search box on Google : "What do woman want?". Google Replied : "We are also searching..."

Always appreciate the time you get, because you never know how much longer it`ll last.

on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas :)

Im on seafood diet... "I See Food And Eat It"

That awkward moment when your windows are down, you start your car, your raido is all the way up and is playing the most uncool song you have on your Ipod..."Backstreet is back alright!"

Its funny how guys watch a music video and then you realize that they are watching it just because of the girls that are dancing.