Dear therapist, I might actually come see you if your job title didn`t spell out "the rapist" Sincerely, not lying down.
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A Relationship without Trust is like a phone with out service, ALL YOU CAN DO IS PLAY GAMES.
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A BEST friend, is one that knows how you feel, what you want, who you like, who to beat up , before you even figured it out yourself.
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That nervous feeling you get when you talk to someone you really like on the phone for the first time.
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Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. -Charles Caleb Colton
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It`s like no matter how much sleep I get. I`m still tired.
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All i want is someone who will stay no matter how hard it is to be with me.
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11/11/11 11:11:11 is being called the "Nerd New Year." It`s the last date this century to be binary (only have 1s or 0s)
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Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
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Don`t go that extra mile for someone who isn`t even worth the run.
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