Sitting in a lesson thinking, why the hell will I need this in the future
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Facebook status
"You ask." "No, you ask!" "Will you please ask?" "Why can`t you ask?" "Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"
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*Someone follows you on Twitter* YAY, a new follower! , *Someone follows you in real life* HOLY SH*T A STALKER
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That awkward moment when you`re smiling at your phone/computer & your parents ask who are you talking to.
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That awkward moment When it`s your birthday, and people are singing Happy Birthday to you, and you just stand there, clueless of what to do
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All dressed in my jammies and ready for bed, gonna give my sheets some ass and my pillows some head!! nighty night!!
-Melanie
There`s always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don`t know, Emotion behind: I don`t care & Pain behind: It`s okay.
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Never say "That won`t happen to me". Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.
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LIKE IF: Saying to your friend, "there`s your best friend" when you see someone they hate.
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That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on facebook.
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