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That awkward moment when the ad plays immediately, but the video you want to watch takes forever to load.
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If your phone`s battery life lasts longer than your relationships, you`re doing it wrong.
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You + Gum + School = Instant Popularity.
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If you pay attention to the words of every girls favorite songs, you`ll find out everything she`s afraid to say.
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"Hey, can I borrow a pen?" *Hmmm, which pen do I not need back?*
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It`s hard to wait around for something you know may never happen; but it`s harder when you know it`s everything you want.
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"Textaphrenia - thinking you`ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message." I have this.
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When a guy likes you... he`ll text you a lot, stay up every night with you, compliment you, and always have time for you.
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Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. LIKE if you`re Mind=Blown.
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That split second of fear when you lean back too far in your chair.
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