I wonder if aliens ask each other. Do you believe in HUMANS?!
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Some people, are just different. i`m one of these people.
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A smile is a language, that even a baby can understand.
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Life’s a game, play it; Life is a challenge, meet it; Life is an opportunity, capture it.
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Teacher: "Why did you wait until the last minute to do your homework?" Student:"Because I have a life."
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When a girl ends a conversation with, "k bye" you can be certain you just pissed her off.
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Dear Facebook, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that DISLIKE button. Sincerely, YouTube.
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Guy: "Who hurt you? I`ll kill him!" Girl: "Suicide is a horrible thing."
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The best thing about pictures is that they dont change, even when the people in them do.
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`Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia` is the fear of long words.
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