Ladies, don`t ever try to get a taken man to cheat. Cause if he does cheat on her for you, he`ll cheat on you for another girl too.
-unknown
Facebook status
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want him very badly.”
So Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want him very badly.”
So Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”
-Thatheza
You know your heart is broken when you can relate to half the taylor swift songs.
-Kaitlyn
That Awkward moment when you look and your best friend is bent down and her granny panties are showing.
-Kaitlyn
Sure women can fake feelings, but men can fake a whole relationship.
-unknown
That moment when You give someone the the silent treatment because you are mad at them & they don`t even notice.
-unknown
*Username already taken* "WHO STOLE MY IDEA."
-unknown
``It`s hot in here!" "Sorry, Should I leave?!"
-unknown
Dear Facebook, I don`t get why people would like their own status?
-unknown
That awkward moment when everyone is talking in class and it gets completely silent the second you say something stupid.
-unknown