Sleep is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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Facebook status
Ways to make me happy: GIVE ME FOOD
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The less you care, the happier you will be.
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Friends buy you food. Bestfriends eat your food...
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I remember when my bestfriend was shy and quiet, I created a monster. :D
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I hate when I`m listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I constantly think I`m hearing my name being called.
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I wish exams came with a "50/50" and a "phone a friend" option.
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My way of studying is having Twitter, Facebook & Tumblr running, with an open textbook nearby.
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Shower = The place of thoughts and decision making.
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Dear mom and dad, Please stop telling me not to play with my food. Sincerely, You spent the first 3 years pretending it was an airplane.
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