Look left -------------------> you failed. End.
-unknown
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There are two reasons why people don’t talk about something. Either it doesn’t mean anything or it means everything.
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Never mention your bro`s ex-girlfriend in front of his current girlfriend.
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That awkward moment when you lose your mom in the grocery store and search for her through all the aisles
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Question For My Crush do you think of me as much as I think of you?
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Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
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To be honest, you`re the only one i`ve ever spent this much time and effort on.
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Karma is a bitch, well just make sure that bitch is beautiful
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That awkward moment when you enter and elevator, u wait a while it opens again and someone comes in, you realize your on the same floor -.-
-Yeoun Jun
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
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