I`ll be fine as long as you stay single.
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Facebook status
"Hey, did you ask yet?" , "No, my moms in a bad mood."
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LIKE IF:My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more.
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If the bell doesn`t dismiss me, than the bell doesn`t decide when I arrive
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like if you also have that one restaurant where you always order the same thing.
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Awkwardly standing there while your friend talks to someone you don`t know.
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LIKE IF: I don’t care who it is, but when someone tells me I’m pretty, it makes my day.
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He`s cute. He`s tall. He`s got gorgeous eyes. And a stunning smile. I didn`t say a name, but he popped in your head, didn`t he?
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BESTFRIEND = Cares like a mom, Protects like a dad, Irritates like a sister, Teases like a brother, Loves more than a lover.
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This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don`t say sex.
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