I flipped the cards over & saw hearts. I shuffled them & said, “I dont deal with love.”
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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now & then.
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In your bed: it`s 6:00, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it`s 7:45. At school: it`s 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it`s 1:30.
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Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
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Jealousy is just LOVE and HATE at the same time.
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Lies Told In Texts - I`m almost there. (When you actually haven`t even left the house.)
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Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, "Where did I meet these crazy people?" But then I think "What would I do without them?"
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Don`t expect her to be perfect, if you want a perfect girlfriend. Go buy a barbie.
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(-_(-__(-___-)__-)_-) YOU got my back.
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Great childhood memory: Your mom`s here, quick! Hide so you can`t go home.
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