Facebook status

Take a chance. You never know how perfect something might turn out to be.
-unknown
There’s no panic like trying to press `End Call` when you make an accidental call.
-unknown
The worst feeling in the world is when you know you`re losing someone and there`s nothing that you can do to prevent being replaced.
-unknown
Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?"
-unknown
That akward moment when everybody hits you up when you are in a relationship, but ignores you when you are single!
-Atmz
Love isnt a game until you realize its with the wrong guy!!
-Lacie
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my facebook account away.
-Lanun
Dear guys, getting a lot of girls isn`t something you should be proud of. Keeping one is.
-unknown
LIKE IF: Whenever I see a calendar, I go straight to my birthday month to see which picture it is.
-unknown
"My memory is so bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"
-unknown