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					 Take a chance. You never know how perfect something might turn out to be.					
					
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					 There’s no panic like trying to press `End Call` when you make an accidental call.					
					
						-unknown					
										
				
				
				
					
					 The worst feeling in the world is when you know you`re losing someone and there`s nothing that you can do to prevent being replaced.					
					
						-unknown					
										
				
				
				
					
					 Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?"					
					
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					 That akward moment when everybody hits you up when you are in a relationship, but ignores you when you are single!					
					
						-Atmz					
										
				
				
				
					
					 Love isnt a game until you realize its with the wrong guy!!3					
					
						-Lacie					
										
				
				
				
					
					 By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my facebook account away.					
					
						-Lanun					
										
				
				
				
					
					 Dear guys, getting a lot of girls isn`t something you should be proud of. Keeping one is.					
					
						-unknown					
										
				
				
				
					
					 LIKE IF: Whenever I see a calendar, I go straight to my birthday month to see which picture it is.					
					
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					 "My memory is so bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"					
					
						-unknown