Getting in bed, and texting the person you wish was there with you :)
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Facebook status
Dear bed, I know that I left you this morning, but I love you. Take me back?
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I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that’s not my problem.
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Cellphone, laptop, iPod, TV = My best friends.
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Sometimes the person we want the most is the person we`re best without.
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Recognize the small things- they usually mean the most.
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That awkward moment when you yawn & your eyes get teary, then people ask you why your crying.
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We text 24/7, but when we meet it`s so awkward.
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
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I hate it when a shower only has two options: 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
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