If you smile while no one is around you really mean it.
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Facebook status
May I flirt with you?
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Hey baby, I`m like American Express, you don`t want to leave home without me
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I`m the only one talking to you
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You must be from Pearl Harbor because you`re the bomb.
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do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
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Snapchat is proof that people will not fuck with you but still check to see what you`re up to
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Listening to music can help you run faster and get a better work out at the gym. It can help increase endurance by as much as 15%
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Honey is the only food that will not rot. A jar of honey may remain edible for over 3000 years..
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The people who stick by you at your worst, deserve to enjoy being with you at your best.
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