When your friends tell you who they like and you`re like "I KNEW IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!"
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Facebook status
It is called Facebook, not ProblemBook.
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Never say, “Oops.” Always say, “Ah, interesting!”
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LIKE IF: When someone says "It`s getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
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What happens in Vegas, never happens to me.
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LIKE IF: Saying "You`re welcome!!" really loudly when someone doesn`t say thank you.
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Too many questions, not enough answers - that`s the problem.
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That awkward moment when Bruno Mars can’t catch the Grenade for you, because he’s having a “Lazy Day."
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Don`t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.
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We spend more, but enjoy less, We have bigger houses, but smaller families.
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