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That awkward moment when your best friend say that he/she loves you.
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Twitter: the only place where you can update your status every 5 seconds and not look crazy
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For every question, there is an answer. For every problem, there is a solution. For everything else, there is an explanation.
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"I worked all day!" "Yeah well guess what mom, i had school!"
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In my room.. decent singer. In the shower.. international pop superstar.
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The moment when you`re wondering if you should text him...then he texts you.. And your face lights up and all seems right with the world.
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I wonder what goes through your mind when someone mentions my name to you.
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Last night when I was drunk I asked a cat if it could talk, it replied! "Me? How?"
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LIKE if: When I`m bored, nobody texts me, but when I`m busy, my phone blows up.
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If I don`t answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn`t going to make me answer.
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