Facebook status

Don`t pretend you never had feelings for me.

The people with the biggest hearts always suffer the most.

Like If:You Have a Watch and still You Look at the clock.

don`t be shy, share your status with us? pfffft, who said i was shy

That awkward moment when you butt dial someone as your singing badly in your car

A man told his friend he has family problems...his friend said: my own is worse..this is why: i married a widow with a daughter, my father married that daughter now my father is my son-in-law...my daughter becums my step-mom, my wife bcums my gran-mum...more problem occured when i had a son..he was my mother`s brother n uncle....it became worse when my dad had a son who becums my brother and my grand-son

Confussed?? Read again slowly

I`m too lazy to text, unless you`re someone special to me.

If you fail, blame it on Facebook

The awkward moment when someone fatter than you gives you dieting advice.

That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except for the sound of your pee & you hope the person washing their hands isn’t listening.