The awkward moment when you tickle someone, and then they`re not even ticklish.
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Facebook status
If there wasn`t a `delete history` button, every teenager would be screwed. LIKE if you agree.
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Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
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*Wakes up in the middle of the night.* "Please don`t be 7am!!" *checks time, 2am* OH THANK GOD!
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Life`s too short to remove usb safely...
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Dear Cellphone, Maybe if you didn`t light up so many god damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn`t have died so quickly.
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*Working hard on my homework* Phone: One new message! *Picks up phone to reply* *Mom comes in* "So! Yo u`ve been texting this whole time?!!"
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Status: Single? No. In a relationship? No. Waiting for something that most likely won`t happen? Yes.
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Like if:Looking at an old picture & wishing you could go back to that moment.
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I miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?
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