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You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate & that’s kind of the same thing. :D
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LIKE IF:Sometimes I feel like my life is just a series of awkward moments.
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"I can`t eat anymore, I`m full!" ... "Do you want any desert?" ... "YES!!"
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I hate that one kid who reminds the teacher about homework
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“Who’s that?” “What are they doing?” “What’s happening?”; “Shut up and watch the movie”..
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If you`re in a new relationship every week, STOP USING THE WORD LOVE.
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That awkward behavior you get when your crush is around.
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I don`t know how people can laugh in photos & still look pretty.. I look like an awkward horse.
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"Don`t talk to strangers." Well, how am I supposed to make friends?!
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The awkward moment when someone you like talks to you and all you can do is smile like an idiot.
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