Real men stay faithful... They don`t have time to look for other women because they`re too busy looking for new ways to love their own.
-unknown
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Was in a bus when someone cracked a funny joke, then i started looking for the Like button.
-Philip
"Are you crying?" "No,there`s a rainfall on top of my head!"
-Tazhane
"Did you just fall" "No, The floor just jumped up" "oh, really" "yeah"
-Tazhane
"Anybody can Love a Rose, but it Takes a Great Deal to love a leaf. Don`t love Some one Who is Beautiful, but Love the one who can make your Life Beautiful."
-Prasanna
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. :)
-NiKit
"There`s nothing to fear but fear itself"...yea, i guess you haven`t met my mom yet.
-unknown
Google: teaching kids the things their teachers can’t since…I don’t know when. I’ll Google it.
-unknown
What the hell is up with "Fun Sized" candy? There is nothing "Fun" about less candy o_O
-unknown
LIKE IF: Saying `you had to be there` when you realize your story isn`t that funny -_-
-unknown