I should just change my voicemail greeting to: Please hang up and text me, thanks.
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Facebook status
When i`m bored, nobody texts me. When i`m busy, BAM! I`m the most popular kid on the planet.
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Dear Blackberry, Why the cellphone with white color are costlier than the black one. Sincerely, Stop being racist.
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Sometimes, you have to be your own hero
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I blame movies for my high expectations of relationships
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with your best friend.
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A best friend`s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die...
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Last year I asked santa for the sexiest person on earth, the next day i woke up in a box...
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The awkward moment when someone is staring at you while you`re trying to eat.
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Games will be played, hearts will be broken, tears will fall, people will change & rumors will be spread. But life will always go on.
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