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"Dude that song is old".... "Well so is your mom but you still listen to her" :)
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Teachers call it "Go to the bathroom." We call it "I`m bored, I`m gonna go wander around school."
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The world will never change for you,but you can change for the world
-NiKit
I won`t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
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LIKE IF:When I clear my calculator, I press the button at least fourteen times...
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LIKE IF:Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you made no sense...
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LIKE iF: Laughing harder when you try to explain WHY you`re laughing hard... :)
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I don`t trust a lot of people, so when I actually do, please don`t make me regret it.
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Dear Student who finished the test in 7 minutes- I HOPE YOU FAIL. Sincerely, Still on the first question!
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Love is not finding someone to live with , it`s finding someone you can`t live without !
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