LIKE If: Waiting until your parents are in a good mood before asking them for something you want.
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Seriously, it`s 2011. Can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text in the shower.
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
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"Mom, I have good news!." "You got a 100 in your math test?!" "Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.."
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So I heard you like water. That`s good, because you already like 60% of me.
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Dreams do come true, only if you keep on believing.
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I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
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LIKE IF: When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.
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if i Hungry i Eat, if i Thirsty i Drink, if i Sleepy i Sleep, if i Boring i Tweet.
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In Life, you should never let go too soon, but never hold on too long either
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