Facebook status

LIKE IF: When people ask for candy I`m eating, I give them the flavor I don`t like :)
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"Are you athletic?" .. "Yeah I surf.....the internet"
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"You`ve changed" Ummmm actually I think the proper term is "I`ve stopped trying to please you."
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LIKE IF: Coming up with a plan and thinking: "Naaaaah, I`m too lazy right now"
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"Dinners ready".."Coming mom!"...*Continues using the computer*
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is pure, sweet and innocent. HEY! Stop Laughing!
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is trying to figure out why he joined the gym when we have Photoshop.
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┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓Everyday I`m shuffling.
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People do not change, they just become a clearer version of who they really are....
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Only in this generation, can you carry on a whole freaking conversation with smiley faces...
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