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That awkward moment you`re walking with friends, you glance over at them and it turns out you`ve been following strangers.
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Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.
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Cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
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If video games make you violent, does monopoly make you a millionaire?
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Once you start disliking someone, EVERYTHING they do is irritating to you.
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A girl can be your best friend, wife, worst enemy, or worst nightmare. It just depends on how you treat her.
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Some relationships are like "Tom and Jerry," they irritate each other, they tease each other, but can not live without each other ...
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That awkward moment when someone knocks on the bathroom door at your friend house.
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Isn`t it ironic when you fold a heart in half it`s a teardrop?
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You+ Gum+ School= Instant Popularity
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