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I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing.
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Having sisters is weird because one second you want to strangle them and the next second you`re singing dramatic duets together
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my mom always asks why i`m always smiling at my phone and am i dating someone like no mom i`m laughing at my own texts
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this summer is going by way too fast
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*dad sits next to you*
*closes twitter*
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shoutout to low maintenance friends, the ones u don`t talk to for months because you are both living life but when u meet up, there`s nothing but love
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do you ever just hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and it really breaks you inside for a couple minutes?
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*iphone storage full*
I DIDNT ASK FOR IBOOKS, APPLE WATCH, TIPS, HEALTH, PASSBOOK, OR PODCAST
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Me: "Aw, your baby is cute. How old?"
Woman: "Thanks, she`s 34 weeks. Do you have the time?"
Me: "Sure, it`s 972 minutes past midnight."
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LIKE IF 90% of the contacts in your phone are useless
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