All i want for christmas is you..LOL jk get me a new laptop.
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That moment of anger when you know the answer, raise your hand and some einsten yells out the answer -_-
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You have to admit that for girls, the middle names Nicole and Marie ALWAYS fit.
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I`m not fat. My stomach is 3D
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That awkward moment when your mum compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you.
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LIKE IF:Deleting all your texts Before you give your phone to someone else.
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Who else is a teenager, but looks at other teenage kids and wonder what the heck happened to society?
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Pretty girls aren’t stuck up. They’re just tired of the same guys all wanting the same thing.
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A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already.
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You`re never too old to learn something stupid.
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