Facebook status

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
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my relationship with my siblings is either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “dont even breathe in my direction” there`s no in between
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summer look: legs full of mosquito bites
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I enjoy hanging out with people that make me forget to look at my phone
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when u leave me you have two options:
a) downgrade
b) a
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why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents
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THE THING ABOUT CRUSHES IS THAT YOU ALWAYS WANT TO TALK ABOUT THEM BUT YOU DON’T WANT TO ANNOY PEOPLE
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me: it’s ok i’m not mad
me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell
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I have no respect for girls who completely abandon their bestfriend for their boyfriend.
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SHARE if people say you don`t look your age.
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