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That awkward moment when you are actually pulling a push door.
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Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, feel. Before you leave, commit to staying.
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A guy who doesn`t respect girls, doesn`t deserve one.
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is Stopping the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the beeping noise.
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Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don`t apply if you`re not ready.
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A woman bought you into this world, so you have no right to disrespect one.
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Don`t put yourself in situations you can`t handle.
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Dear Teacher, Would you mind not looking at my paper while I`m answering your test?! Sincerely, it feels awkward.
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LIKE IF: Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch
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Haters don`t really hate you; they hate themselves because you`re a reflection of what they wish to be
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