I hate misspelling words when I post a status >_>
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I like to send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" Just to see who`s dumb enough.
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They say sleep is good for the brain, so why isn`t it allowed in school?
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Confidence is probably the sexiest personality trait..
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You`re like a song on my iPod that I always skip but never delete.
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Never wish you were somebody else because there are people out there envying you for who you are.
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That awkward moment when you don`t know how to smile when someone is taking a picture.
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I cried a lot because of you. I laughed a lot because of you. I believed in love because of you. And now I`m heartbroken because of you.
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Eating a cake while crying over how fat you are.
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I pretended to look around but really, I was looking at you.
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