We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
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I`m sorry I can`t be that perfect girl you`ve always dreamed of. But I don`t know why I`m apologizing. It`s your loss, not mine.
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I`m going to open a store next to Forever 21 and call it Finally 22.
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It`s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
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Pushing away doesn`t cause things to come together, all it causes is for things to be pushed away.
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I love using big words in a argument just to piss the other person off more.
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"You`re looking so pretty today!" So, does that mean that she looks ugly everyday?
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Every year: Wow I was so stupid last year.
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When i`m in a public restroom and someone knocks on the door, i don`t say anything because i don`t know how to respond.
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How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat.
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