LIKE IF:Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during the winter.
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Always coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
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There`s no past tense in love; you do, you don`t, or you never did.
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Sometimes, it takes a good fall to really know where we stand.
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When you have 10 tabs open & you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from..
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WHEN YOUR MOM YELLS YOUR NAME: You: YES?!?! ....*Silence*... You: YEAH!?!?! ....*Silence*.... You: UGHHH! *Gets up and sees what she wants*
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Don`t call yourself a man, when you have no qualitys of one.
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Teacher- Your paper should be 5-8 pages Long. Me- 5 Pages it is.
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Dear people who write on the bathroom stalls; i don`t care who you "heart." sincerely, just trying to pee.
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Dear Websites asking for my age, I`m going to select born in 2011. Sincerely, Nice option.
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