YouTube: `This video is not available in your country`. Where the hell am I from? Narnia?
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Facebook status
I said I`m over you, but every time my phone vibrates, my heart still wishes it`s a text from you.
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You can`t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that`s kinda the same thing
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I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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My head is so much smarter than my heart, i need to start listening to it more.
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Thank you for reading this, I have officially wasted your time.
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If you dont say it in the streets dont say it in your tweets
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Dear âKâ, you should get arrested for killing conversations.
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That FML moment when your paired up with the kid that doesn`t do any work.
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