"Text me if you want." means... "I want you to text me."
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Sometimes, the strongest people are the ones who need the most love.
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If hugs were water, I`d give you a sea. If kisses were leaves, I`d give you a tree. but if love was time, I`d give you eternity
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No Facebook, they aren`t "Suggested friends." They`re people I`m intentionally avoiding.
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"I wasn`t that drunk." "Bro you destroyed my moms garden while yelling, "F**k Farmville!"
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LIKE IF When food advertisements come on tv & you suddenly feel like you haven`t eaten in weeks..
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Dear Monsters Inc, Well this is awkward ... Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia..
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Dear Police Officer, I swear I`m not drunk. I was just walking like Captain Jack Sparrow. Sincerely, Pirate Enthusiast.
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"Bro, she just called you RIhanna!" "Oh hell no, hold my umbrella ela ela eh eh eh!"
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"But mom! Everyone else-" "I don`t care about everyone else!!"
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