Internet: Because the best cure for boredom is telling the world how bored you are.
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That awesome moment when you buy new clothes and wear them in front of your friends for the first time.
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Like if Saying "IM UP!" when you`re actually lying in bed as warm as toast!
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LIKE IF : I love my ringtone so much, but when it rings in public, I`m embarrassed..
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Teacher- "Don`t pack up yet! We still have a few minutes!" Students- *pack up slowly & quietly*
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Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you’re a pirate.
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I`ve always wanted to get in a taxi & shout- "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"
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I hate when I`m trying to sleep & my mind says- You know what`s a great movie? Paranormal activity.
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THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN: you ask someone how there relationship is going and they broke up...
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I hate when the teacher decides to call on me when I wasn`t paying attention.
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