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Wake up in the morning: [ ] FEELIN LIKE P.DIDDY [✔] FEELING LIKE GOING BACK TO SLEEP
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People are like songs, everyone has their own beat, but some are stolen & try to act like other songs.
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The best kinds of laughter: 1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3. Tears coming out of ur eyes..
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Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some & confronted by none.
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A little jealousy is healthy in a realtionship, its always good to know that someone is afraid to lose you.
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The awkward moment when a lifeguard tells a muslim to stop bombing
-Kamyab
If you don`t know what to do,just open the fridge. ;)
-Anuk
That Awkward moment when Adele finds someone like you
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Like if Not knowing whether to say "today" or "tomorrow" when it`s midnight..
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Dear Facebook/Twitter, Thanks for killing my cell phone battery on a daily basis. Sincerely, Everyone.
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