That awkward moment when you’re laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something..
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Why I don`t like people: 1%: Logical reason. 99%: I just don`t..
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You text him, he doesn`t text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.
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I love finding money in my clothes. It`s like a gift to me…from me...
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LIKE IF ★You automatically start pulling out grass when you sit down on a field★
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Good relationships don`t just happen. They take time, patience, and two people who truly want to be together.
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We all study 3 minutes before the test, thinking it will make a difference. :)
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Money can`t buy LOVE. That`s why people steal HEARTS.
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I`m sorry, but unlike you, I`m not the doorknob, where everyone gets a turn. Im more of a casino, where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.
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I don`t need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection.
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